"I don't log dives" It is a personal choice and non of your business! Did that read as being snippy enough?
The real question I asked myself is would I read my dive log, and the answer simply was no. I quit logging the day I got my c-card. I am not looking for bragging rights, nor approval of other people. I have never been asked for my log book. My gear doesn't change anymore and I would like to say it is pretty dialed in. 96% of my dives are cold water, and we see much of the same creatures.
I don't log my hikes, kayaking adventures, nor my mountain bike rides. Those tend to have equipment changes more than my diving.
I am too lazy to log dives. By the time I get home, disconnect the boat, flush the motor and wash it clean, unpack all my gear and my partners, then wash everything after driving 2-6 hours, I am beat and just want to eat then relax, or go to bed.
After all my gear purchases I can't afford a nice log book, but I got a nice iPhone with unlimited everything
Where did I put my food stamps?
Lately I haven't been diving much as I have been remodeling my house. I used to dive fairly often though and will again in the future.
Providing services to others is not in my diving future. Although I have happily given back and mentored more than a few divers.
Funny that I rarely get asked for a signature, but always willing to provide one with a smile when asked. Maybe that is because most of my dive buddies don't log dives.