I'll never be a "real" diver...

[IceIce]

It's not easy, it's not easy.
I only master half of the skill until now.

The other half I do it on the ladder, standing up. It reacts better and it's still in the wetsuit!

 

[scoobadiva]

I'd freeze to death if I couldn't pee in my wetsuit...

 

[Jeremy Bouwman]

Nothing like taking a leak after 40 minutes in 45 degree water. You don't want to rinse out the suit then, it feels glorious. Just don't think about what you are doing.

 

[Prostar]

Have you thought about taking a specialty class?

Hey, I'd be a real whiz at that one!

 

[scoobadiva]

Jeremy...45 degrees???? my pee would freeze thereby not doing me much good...that's too freakn' cold for this Florida girl.... HA!!68 degrees is my limit....

 

[realdiver7]

OK, this is one that I just have to reply to....since I AM the "realdiver" on this board (see my user name), I can assure you that you will learn to relax, and soon enough you will go wee wee in your wet suit.

Have fun!

realdiver7

 

[offroaddiver]

It's scary to point this out but... usually i can relieve any time but safetystops are weird... if i am horizontal i can't go but if i make myself verticle ... much easier.

Might have to do with the body seeing a horizontal position as bad and verticle as good. Hence why you don't have to go until you get up from laying down...

 

[Wayfarer2]

PADI Proper Potty Procedures - (6 Hours, $125) Course includes Proper Hydration, Effect of Depth/Pressure On Bladder, Introduction To Proper Relaxation, and Bail-Out/Emergency Procedures.

How about
APP
Advanced Potty Procedures – AKA Warhammer

 

[mwhities]

How about
APP
Advanced Potty Procedures – AKA Warhammer

Sumbody geet da rope! :kopfab:

Michael

 

[DaleHall]

I was wondering how long it would take to go from peeing to the Warhammer Maneuver. 3 pages.. I'm kinda surprised it took that long.