What not an explosive of some sort? Leave LE out of it. Just watch your head for the new wreck coming past you.Captain Budweiser loves his shiny clean boat to show off to his friends in the driveway. Maybe a type of permanent red dye pack attached to the top of the dive flag marking the offending boat would make it easier for LEO's to ID (as well as his friends )
Just to be clear, I am joking! Sort of ...