Remember, all this started because someone rudely said that diving with ankle weights marked a diver who didn't know what they were doing. And then the conversation degenerated with many claims of ankle weights causing fatigue and increased air consumption.
Pondfrog, among others, has dived with me. I do not think he would describe my diving as 'passing for dead'. I lead dives, every day (give or take a few bad weather days) Leading means, among other things, I stay ahead of divers. This is also not 'passing for dead'.
Catherine, (love to read your posts, BTW) I've done almost entire dives finning backwards around the reef while I keep an eye on newbies who need it. I learned the finning backwards a full fifteen years before the formation of GUE, I had to come up with it myself because there was no one to teach it too me. Finning backwards, forwards, spins (whatever the 'cool' divers are calling it now) does not raise my breathing rate.
Diver0001, slow breathing is a sustainable activity. You are breathing slowly when you can keep it up indefinitely. Skip breathing is when you try to breath slower than your biological oxygen demand or slower than you can off-gas carbon dioxide (which is more likely, especially at depth) When you skip breath, you 'embarrass' your respiratory system and you have to increase your breathing speed to catch up. Since this is an exothermic process you can only lose.
In all my classes and coaching, I tell everyone who will listen, you need to breathe as much as you need to breathe. With beginners I say, Breathe however you need to.
Walk up a flight of stairs, when you reach the top, sit down. You've just embarrassed your respiratory system, you have to huff and puff for a few seconds or minutes, depending on how out of shape you are. Now walk up six flights of stairs. Your breathing catches up and you hit a rhythm that you can sustain. You are breathing like the average beginning diver, who does not know what muscles to use, and so attempts to use them all.
Meditation exercise; lay on your back on the floor. Relax every muscle until it feels like they are sinking into the floor. Spend fifteen minutes doing it. (if you fall asleep, start over when you wake up) Notice your breathing rate, it should not be anything like the stair stepping.
Back to scuba. You should be kitted out and ballasted so that if you do the relaxation exercise you are in your favorite swimming position without moving. You should be able to fall asleep like that in mid water and wake up in the same position (yes, I've done that a time or two in my 'single' years) Now try swimming around. I do not see very many people who can do it, but the safety stop is a good place to practice.
I show relatively new divers (25 dives or so) that trick, and teach them to scull with their fins, and most of them halve their air consumption rates in two or three dives.
To Freediver; that's what credit cards are for!