Men in the Womens Section!

[ScubaBaby]

Just an observation....but have you noticed that the majority of regulators for the womens section are male....you'd think it would be mostly female!

 

[Mario S Caner]

err, sometimes I get the feeling that some of them are both! hehe

 

[The Chairman]

It was my first attempt at silly diving songs, but it's worth re-posting here... Notice the last verse.

From Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack"

I’m a Scuba Canuck, and I’m OK!
I sleep all night and I swim all day!

I blow out bubbles,
I hunt wild shells,
I wear a dry suit too!
I wear my woolen booties
And stay down till I’m blue!

(refrain)

I seek out wrecks,
I walk their decks,
Under the seven seas!
I hang out in the Women’s area
Of Scubaboard, if you please!

(refrain)

I wear high heel fins
A women’s wetsuit,
Panties and a bra
I wish I was a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa!!!


(refrain X2)

:tease:

 

[ScubaBaby]

I repeat a statement I have previously made:
I do worry about you sometimes!!!!!

 

[scubakat]

So Pete... will you write one for me? I wan't one that goes with Rick James' "Super Freak" ala SCUBA Freak, SCUBA Freak She's SCUBA Freakin'!



Signed, Sincerely Your Fan,
ScubaKat

 

[The Chairman]

It's on my list... now I gotta listen to that song, so I know how it goes... :tease:

 

[The Chairman]

Hey all,

Per the request of the lovely ScubaKat, I have reconstructed her early days of diving. With apologies to Elton John, and lovers of "Get Back Honky Cat..."

You better Get Back ScubaCat

When I look back
Girl, you were sorta green
Floppin’ in the ocean
Creating quite a scene!
Too much weight in your BC
And tryin’ to find a fin
Your first attempts at SCUBA Divin’
Honey, were a sin…

But you better get back SCUBAKat
Better get back to your world!
‘Cause you dig them waves
And those Diving Days…
And Hmmnnn, Hmnnnn, Hmnnnnnnnnn OH!!
The water does ya good!!!

So you read some Scubaboard
And learned some things to try,
‘Bout the way you should breathe,
And how to look cool when you Dive!
And you got your act together!
Baby! You look GOOD!!!!
Now you’re helpin’ others
In our cyber neighborhood!

So you better get back SCUBAKat
Better get back to your world!
‘Cause you dig them waves
And those Diving Days…
And Hmmnnn, Hmnnnn, Hmnnnnnnnnn OH!!
The water really does ya good!!!

So ya better Get Back… Get Back… Get Back…
Scuba KAT!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Your so pretty, our SCUBA Kitty
Get Back, Get Back, Get Back..WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
In that water, just like you oughta... WOOOOOOOO!!!

:tease:

 

[syruss32]

I do a little cross-dressing on the weekends so it is okay. Nothing like the thrill of wearing a bikini on my freshly waxed legs under my pink wetsuit!

 

[Mario S Caner]

Uh oh... looks like another [red]{S7}[/red] candidate to me

 

[syruss32]

Originally posted by Mario S Caner
Uh oh... looks like another [red]{S7}[/red] candidate to me

Come on Mario surely you jest I am way beyond candidate.....