LOL. I think tables are kinda cool, and I actually own two Wheels (which can, by the way, be used in a limited way for multi-level diving). But, then, I also have a double-hose regulator and a ScubaPro Decompression Meter (the Bend-o-Matic).Just so people know...
The "some Nimrods" of which he speaks are the overwhelming majority on the planet. If you don't like the Nimrod you run into in your first class, you may have a hard time finding a "real" instructor. So, while the tone of his post implies that Nimrods are rare and the real ones are in the majority, the post is actually analogous to someone telling you that if someone tries to sell you a smartphone, run away as fast as you can and find a store that will sell you a real phone, the ones with the rotary dial and the cord connected to the wall. (Okay, it''s an exaggeration, but ot that much of one.)
As an instructor, I taught students to use tables for many years. I can remember vividly the one and only time I saw a diver use one on a dive outside of instruction. It was me, and it was on my first dive trip after certification, not quite 20 years ago. It was on a DM-led multi-level dive, and I found the tables would not work on a dive like that. Another diver on the boat suggested that the tables in my hand would make a reasonable frisbee if I wanted to put them to good use.
I have seen a Wheel in use, by an actual DM on an actual dive boat, in Maui. He had just taken everyone on a slightly deeper and longer dive than was the norm, and used the Wheel to determine how long a SI he should have before the next dive. The Wheel, and tables in general, easily allow one to work out the amount of SI needed, unlike almost all computers, which tell you (in Plan mode) what kind of NDL you have right now, but not an hour from now. Thankfully, the Shearwaters DO allow this look-ahead planning, which I find quite useful.