Nude diving?

[tridacna]

My buddy and I were coming in from Karpata last year. We saw three divers swimming in towards us. They waved at us and we waved back. All women, all three au naturel. Not a stich of clothing.

Neither of us could remember what kind of gear they were wearing and we decided after some discussion not to do our SI while whistling at our truck checking the horizon.

 

[Marie13]

Some fish might go for, umm, low hanging fruit.

 

[KathyV]

I understand that the locals in Cayman (a very conservative country that doesn't allow topless or nude sunbathing or swimming) tend to use this colloquial saying "Keep your shell on!" That seems to apply in this case.

 

[KathyV]

Some fish might go for, umm, low hanging fruit.

Cold water doesn't always show off a man's features to the best advantage, I'm just sayin!

 

[northernone]

Some fish might go for, umm, low hanging fruit.

Entirely unrelated I hope:

Q: Why do elephants paint their nuts red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A squirrel eating cherries.

 

[Marie13]

Cold water doesn't always show off a man's features to the best advantage, I'm just sayin!

But in the tropics and with barracuda...

 

[Boaty McBoatface]

This forum has officially hit rock bottom.

Again.

 

[mmerriman]

I'd avoid a BC with a crotch strap....

 

[Skulmoski]

Appropriate only once: your 100th dive. More common that you think.

GJS

 

[Trailboss123]

Cold water doesn't always show off a man's features to the best advantage, I'm just sayin!

Just ask George Costanza-- Shrinkage LOL