On my imminent departure...

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The Chairman

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I just don't log dives
Alas, a lack,
But I must part,
No, it wasn’t one of
The Pugster’s farts!

I have a mission,
I must fulfill!
No, it’s not God’s
But the Mother in Law’s will!

To move her north,
Up NC way,
The truck is filled,
I leave today!

I do admit,
That I feel no pain!
I feel no loss,
But only gain!

No extra driveways to wash,
More time to dive.
Only one set of chores!
I think I’ll thrive!

And if, perchance…
I miss the work…
We’ll drive up north
I’m not a jerk!

I’ll mend her house,
With the utmost care.
And let her enjoy the kids…
While we are there.

‘Cause Grandmas are precious!
You only get two!
And kids grow too fast…
Yes, soon we’re through!

So love your family
While you may…
‘Cause, I’ll miss my Mother in Law,
While she’s away!

Uh, to keep the days straight... I will ACTUALLY be leaving tomorrow... Don't cheer too loudly; I'll be back by the weekend.
 
Drive carefully, Pete. There be idiots out there on the road.
Rick
 
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