Hmmmmm.... 2019 version of Smokey and the Bandit, smuggling bootleg Aluminum 80's to Canada. I need an investor for a 78 Trans Am, A Peterbilt with van trailer (Wells Fargo-ish. western scene pained with water base paint so it could be washed off optional) a hound dog, a petite girl next door type brunette, and a truck load of Aluminum 80 tanks with valves. Oh...and half of everything I own for running off with a petite girl next door brunette...
Luxfer 80 Cubic Foot Aluminum Tank with Pro Valve
We can probably negotiate a much better deal for volume purchase and no shipping (we've got the truck) now we just need to get them to The Great White North. If we can't find a way to drive them across dressed as Boris and Natasha, I'm Thinking I can walk three across at a time in a fat man suit wearing a Rush or Moosehead t shirt with Poutine stains and gravy and cheddar on my chin. No body would question that, not even Moose and Squirrel.
Even if it goes wrong, we will have a shitload of tanks for our personal use, and everyone is so polite in Canada, how bad could Canadian prison be? Do they even have prisons in Canada?
If any of this is illegal, and I get reported to the RCMP, if they will let me know when they are coming to arrest me, I will have some really good alfalfa on hand for their horses. That's a long way to ride.
I'm thinking $250,000 will cover the upfront, if we deal my wife in I might save the divorce costs, and we split the rest? Who's in?
I have a Nigerian bank account set up to hold the money. Apparently I'm an heir of an African king that is going to leave me 9 gazillion dollars if I deposit $20k in the account to cover taxes. He hasn't died yet but I'm assured it's real.... If the deal goes bad, I'll pay you back when my great great great great great cousin uncle nephew twice removed dies.
Let me know of you're in...
Scuba Bandit
Luxfer 80 Cubic Foot Aluminum Tank with Pro Valve
We can probably negotiate a much better deal for volume purchase and no shipping (we've got the truck) now we just need to get them to The Great White North. If we can't find a way to drive them across dressed as Boris and Natasha, I'm Thinking I can walk three across at a time in a fat man suit wearing a Rush or Moosehead t shirt with Poutine stains and gravy and cheddar on my chin. No body would question that, not even Moose and Squirrel.
Even if it goes wrong, we will have a shitload of tanks for our personal use, and everyone is so polite in Canada, how bad could Canadian prison be? Do they even have prisons in Canada?
If any of this is illegal, and I get reported to the RCMP, if they will let me know when they are coming to arrest me, I will have some really good alfalfa on hand for their horses. That's a long way to ride.
I'm thinking $250,000 will cover the upfront, if we deal my wife in I might save the divorce costs, and we split the rest? Who's in?
I have a Nigerian bank account set up to hold the money. Apparently I'm an heir of an African king that is going to leave me 9 gazillion dollars if I deposit $20k in the account to cover taxes. He hasn't died yet but I'm assured it's real.... If the deal goes bad, I'll pay you back when my great great great great great cousin uncle nephew twice removed dies.
Let me know of you're in...
Scuba Bandit