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pidgiepoo
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I wonder if they have an Arachnology course at Ohio State....would consider taking it after seeing that video. If not, I could always plan a vacation to Ottawa this year.
ScubaSteve
Wow.....what a DB
Unfortunately the line-up of volunteers to play the Spiders in the follow up video is HUGE!!!! On the plus side, my cheetos selling business really took off. I have 4 people walkling up and down that line selling non-stop 
I wonder if they have an Arachnology course at Ohio State....would consider taking it after seeing that video. If not, I could always plan a vacation to Ottawa this year.
pidgiepoo
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Unfortunately the line-up of volunteers to play the Spiders in the follow up video is HUGE!!!!
I wonder which spider will get the most requests...I've got a couple of favorites so if I didn't get my first chioce, I wouldn't be disappointed with second best
Are you selling popcorn, too?
mlkco
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mlkco
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LOOK, A CHICKEN!!
mlkco
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3 Nuns
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."
The first nun says, "I wanna be a da Sophia Loren."
And POOF! She's gone.
The second says, "I wanna to be Madonna."
And POOF! She's gone.
The third says, "I wanna to be a Sara Pipalini ..."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.
"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.Peter who reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says. "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."
The first nun says, "I wanna be a da Sophia Loren."
And POOF! She's gone.
The second says, "I wanna to be Madonna."
And POOF! She's gone.
The third says, "I wanna to be a Sara Pipalini ..."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.
"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.Peter who reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says. "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
mike_s
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Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life.
Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe.
Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe.
Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
pidgiepoo
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mike_s
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The Lexington Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky river just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge.
The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his butt.
The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his butt.
The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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