Why I fired my Secretary.
Last week was my birthday
And I didn't feel very well
Waking up on
That morning.
I went downstairs for
Breakfast
Hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy
Birthday!", and
Possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
She
Barely said good morning,
Let alone
"
Happy Birthday."
I thought...
Well,
that's marriage for you,
But
The kids....
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't
Say a word.
So when I left for the office ,
I felt pretty low
And somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office ,
My secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning
Boss,
And by the way
Happy Birthday ! "
It felt a little better
That at least
Someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock ,
When Jane knocked on my door
And said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful
Day outside,
And it is your Birthday,
What
Do you say we go out to lunch,
Just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !"
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
Where we normally would go.
She chose
Instead a quiet bistro
With a private table.
We had two martinis each
And I enjoyed the meal
Tremendously.
On the way back to the
Office ,
Jane said, "You know,
It's such a
Beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the
Office , Do We ?"
I responded,
"I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?"
She said,
"Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."
After
Arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
" Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to
Step into the bedroom
For just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously
Replied.
She went into the bedroom and,
After a couple of minutes,
She came out
Carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
By my wife,
My kids,
And
Dozens of my friends
And co-workers,
All
Singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the
Couch...
Naked.
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