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A joke and some of the responses to it have been removed. Not making a value judgment here, it's just that some people found it offensive and it derailed the thread as well.

Note- if any of the posters that were discussing the PC aspects of the board would like to continue that discussion send me a PM and I'll break (most of) those out into a new thread in site support so the discussion can go on in the appropriate location.
 
we now return you to our regularly scheduled programming....


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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

:rofl3: :rofl3: And you let him live?!?!?:shakehead:
 
:rofl3: :rofl3: And you let him live?!?!?:shakehead:

Only so I can repeat it when he says another stupid thing, which will be as soon as he's able to open his mouth. :eyebrow:
 
One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Pennsylvania were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park......" Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
 
I was just outside and google took my picture.

 

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