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After a local man went missing for 4 days the police launched an investigation. Apparently he came in off the road and promptly forgot his anniversary. His wife being very upset told him that the next day their had better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds. She later admitted to police that the next day there was indeed a package with a bow in the driveway. When she opened it she found a brand new bathroom scale. It appears she is still working out a deal with police to lead them to the body.