danceswithoctopus
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Uh, Ontario, you know where that song goes, don't you? "He dresses in a dry suit / and hangs around with Jaws"
Or something like that . . .
Or something like that . . .
Pug's new fitness program for DIR divers...
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danceswithoctopus
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You Easties crack me up. If you'd grown up out here you'd know that there's only one brand of chain saw. (Goes along with the two kinds of music.)
kodiak
Guest
its gotta be a Stihl.
If you were serious about getting in shape, your tools wouldn't have pullcords to start them!!
Trees are wonderful for heat
they warm you at least 5 times
cutting
splitting
hauling
stacking
burning
Trees are wonderful for heat
they warm you at least 5 times
cutting
splitting
hauling
stacking
burning
The Chairman
Chairman of the Board
Originally posted by kodiak
its gotta be a Stihl.
That's why he had to pull so much???
"Be stihl my heart..."
Hmmm,
A DIR logger wears chaps that don't cut through and stop the chain if you do manage to get the saw into contact with yourself.
Of course a DIR logger will keep control of the saw so that the chaps are never really needed.
Look for the DIR-L class near you, the fundamentals of better logging.
A DIR logger wears chaps that don't cut through and stop the chain if you do manage to get the saw into contact with yourself.
Of course a DIR logger will keep control of the saw so that the chaps are never really needed.
Look for the DIR-L class near you, the fundamentals of better logging.
Ontario Diver
Guest
A DIR Logger uses a 7' primary pull cord with a 3' backup on a bungie around his neck.
A DIR logger keeps his can of Chain Lube rigged on his LEFT side only.
A DIR Logger removes the rawhide laces from his steel-toed workboots and replaces them with springs.
And of course - a DIR Logger never cuts with "Strokes" (He uses a chain saw - not a "stroking saw")
- Brought to you by WKPP (Wood Kutting People Project)
A DIR logger keeps his can of Chain Lube rigged on his LEFT side only.
A DIR Logger removes the rawhide laces from his steel-toed workboots and replaces them with springs.
And of course - a DIR Logger never cuts with "Strokes" (He uses a chain saw - not a "stroking saw")
- Brought to you by WKPP (Wood Kutting People Project)
Welshman
senior member
UP
I have a safer option for you. The tree has gone but the stump remains. It will not fall on you and you will get lots of exercise extracting it from the ground. All the weight you lose through this exercise programme will be replaced by all the beer I keep you going with!
Regards
I have a safer option for you. The tree has gone but the stump remains. It will not fall on you and you will get lots of exercise extracting it from the ground. All the weight you lose through this exercise programme will be replaced by all the beer I keep you going with!
Regards
art.chick
Contributor
Guys,
those tress that bug you would make some very barren neighborhoods out here look much more picturesque (& cool the summer heat.)
You wil get more exercise digging them up, binding the roots & putting them on trucks to ship to SoCal. I just don't feel at "home " on a street with a few spindly palm trees!
those tress that bug you would make some very barren neighborhoods out here look much more picturesque (& cool the summer heat.)
You wil get more exercise digging them up, binding the roots & putting them on trucks to ship to SoCal. I just don't feel at "home " on a street with a few spindly palm trees!
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