Read this without laughing out loud...

[Cave Diver]

I DARE you!

Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag

 

[maderadiver]

Now thats good stuff lol

 

[Cave Diver]

Now thats good stuff lol

I read about 10 pages and literally had tears from laughing so hard.

 

[WOODMAN]

I am a registered nurse, and have some passing familiarity with bowel disorders and bowel meds. But I must say, I have never seen anything which could induce the reactions which were so lovingly documented in the Amazon reviews of this stuff. Is this hellspawn really still on the market??? I can't believe that the FDA hasn't jumped on this with both feet, seeing how they have reacted to lesser problems in the past! I will pass this on to some of my colleagues for further analysis and intellectual discussion, strictly in the Name of Science, of course. (I particularly liked the description given by one of the unfortunates who tried this stuff of having a reaction so violent that he could s--- through a screen door without touching a wire. I stand in awe:shocked2:.)

 

[Cave Diver]

Is this hellspawn really still on the market??? I can't believe that the FDA hasn't jumped on this with both feet, seeing how they have reacted to lesser problems in the past! I will pass this on to some of my colleagues for further analysis and intellectual discussion, strictly in the Name of Science, of course.

It would seem it's available from a variety of sources, including local stores. Perhaps you should offer them a sampling first, kind of a double blind taste test if you will, just so you can get objective reviews without influencing their thought process prior...

Be sure to post the results!

 

[Jax]

I can vouch for the affects of "sugarless" candies.

Some well-meaning soul sent a 14x14x14 box of sugarless hard candies to us (Any Soldier) in Desert Storm. As is our wont, we put it out in the central part of the Division Main.

Handfuls and handfuls disappeared with visitors. Yes, there were results. :turd:

 

[rhwestfall]

a gift that keeps on giving.... think i know a few deserving people.....:devil3:

 

[Jim Lapenta]

I laughed myself hoarse reading those a month or so ago. Right up there with the reviews of the Three Wolves Howl at the Moon T shirts.

 

[Chugwhump]

I laughed myself hoarse reading those a month or so ago. Right up there with the reviews of the Three Wolves Howl at the Moon T shirts.

just in case you missed it....
Amazon.com: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee: Home & Kitchen

Chug
Wants a FOUR Wolf Shirt.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

CD you are diabolical... I haven't had any of the bears from H3ll but my eyes are sore and so is my belly for another reason!