Eric Sedletzky
Contributor
I'm not from New Jersey, but sometimes people (me included) think I am.I'm a Jersey guy, born and bred. Sarcasm and irony are part of our DNA. This is often lost on literal simple-minded provincials, so my usual strategy when I find myself on a boat with crude rustics is to keep my distance. Unless an instabuddy seems properly qualified, I refuse to enter into that kind of connection, invoking my God-given right to semi-solo dive, keeping a few meters removed from the writhing sloppy selfishly pushing head-kicking throng. I make it clear to everyone that I'm not watching over anyone and want no one in my immediate vicinity.
"Just pretend I'm from another boat, observing you all as part of an article I'm writing".
All I would need to do is nail down the accent and I'd be a dead ringer.