'Tis true...He's got a Nobel Peace Prize--worth about $1.6 million--and you don't know the difference between "of" and "have," or "wait" and "weight." But I'm sure you have more insight into the causes of global warming.
However, I understand after Yasser's, Al's, and Barrack's awards, the Nobel committee is rethinking a new Abrogration and Reclamation sub-committee...