Scuba Limericks

[jstuart1]

There was a diver named Scooter,
Who had a very cool computer.
One day he took a breath,
saw the blue screen of death.
and could not reboot her.

 

[wetrat]

Great job everybody (Scooter and computer LOL)! That was quite a run KevFin!

An Ode to H2Andy:

There once was a diver named Andy
Had 12,000 posts that were dandy
He was an attorney
Who chased ambulance gurneys
And his limmericks were sweeter than candy :07:

 

[H2Andy]

lol pretty funny, wetrat

when diving in oceans profound
of safety the essence expound:
let tame be your dive
and come back alive
but ashore with wild stories abound.

 

[Kevfin]

I study the principles with much trouble and toil
Archimedes, Henry, Dalton, and Boyle
Dangers of the deep I will steer clear
For Neptune’s wrath I do fear
His plans for my demise I'll try to foil

 

[MSilvia]

A salty old diver named Ned
had a mask up upon his forehead.
"He must be in distress!"
thought a rookie named Les,
as she watched him rinse gear in his shed.

 

[my1ocean]

There once was a board for scuba
and when I signed on with "how do ya?"
I never would guess
I'd be so impressed,
by a lymric for a guy named Scoota.

 

[wetrat]

Those last four are stellar. I am speechless.:35:

 

[Kevfin]

There once was a guy named Tony
his ties to the syndicate weren’t phony
with his shoes of cement
to the oceans bottom he was sent
You shouldn’t be a stool pigeon’s crony

 

[Rick Inman]

You divers are strokes – no, you’re worse,
And you suffer an internet curse,
See, you never get wet,
Diving just on the net,
‘Cause you spend all your time writing verse!

 

[Kevfin]

Divers of the Internet really rock
Surfing the web while in dry dock
Typing and rhyming is what they do
Cursed and misunderstood by only a few
Insinuating otherwise is just a crock :05: