Scuba Limericks

[my1ocean]

There was a friend, did you know him? He gave advice
once, when you were in need.
There was a friend, did you know him? When you met him,
he would be, indeed!

There is a hole! Can you see it? Makes me shiver,
to the bone from it's emensity.
There is a hole! Can you FEEL it!? So many are shocked
with it's intensity.

There is a family. Can you see them? Their heads hung
in such disparity.
There is a family. Are you one of them? Did you too, take
comfort in his charity?

There is a memory. Do you have one? Will you share it
and be his survivor?
There is a memory. Will you share it, to honor the life
and memory of Big Jet Diver?

:salute:

 

[Amphibic]

thats one is so nice

 

[joystershell]

There once was a fellow named Puff,
Who we all know can be quite tough.
But while in Canada on travel,
His stomach turned to gravel
And finally he said, "Enough is Enough!"

 

[my1ocean]

There once was a thread full of posters.
With hillarious limericks and some roasters.
but lately it seems
oddly quiet, no screams,
and is in the attick along with grandma's coasters.

 

[underwaterangel]

The sweet dulcet sounds of the ocean waves,
flowing with the tides onto beaches, into caves.
The sea makes one forget all sorrow,
and look forward to diving on the morrow
And offers her treasures to divers so brave.

 

[PapaBob]

More of a poem than a limerick, Angel, Great Work!

---Bob

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

In the Cozumel sun didst I bask
As for diving, I was quite up to the task
But I had a brain fart
That was right off of the chart
And waved bye-bye to my mask.


*sob*

 

[GrierHPharmD]

While diving into the Abyss
My innards felt something amis
So I started to dance
In my neoprene pants
And warmed myself up with a p*ss

 

[Jcsgt]

In the Cozumel sun didst I bask
As for diving, I was quite up to the task
But I had a brain fart
That was right off of the chart
And waved bye-bye to my mask.


*sob*

LOL! I've got a similar one, but can't find anything that rhymes with camera.

 

[Jcsgt]

While diving into the Abyss
My innards felt something amis
So I started to dance
In my neoprene pants
And warmed myself up with a p*ss

Good one!:lol: