Scuba Limericks

[GrierHPharmD]

On a boat a young diver named Steve
Ate a sandwich that you wouldn’t believe
With onions quite ripe
And large pieces of tripe
That we saw when he started to heave

 

[GrierHPharmD]

Though he’d gotten quite fat
With hair thinning
As a diver old Bob was beginning
But he came up too fast
From his inflator blast
And his head just wouldn’t stop spinning

 

[Scubakevdm]

There once was a diver named Grier
Who used to go south of the pier.
He's since moved away,
But I hope that someday
He'll come down and join us for beer.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Alas! I'd run out of air!
So I signaled my pal for his spare.
But the poor guy was narced
And he meowed honked and barked
So I hauled him up by his hair.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Last weekend I felt pretty brave
And entered the Vortex Spring cave
My report was rebuked
And my azz was nuked
So I've now resolved to be behave.

 

[Gidds]

There once was a weasel and a monkey
Chasing 'round the mullberry bush was getting pretty funky
So they decided to go diving
Now they're high-fiving
Even if the water is all green and chunky...

 

[Gidds]

Has anybody noticed that Frank looks nekkid in his avatar?
I'm suprised the mods let him get that far! :11:
But he writes funny ditties
And has a couple of kitties
So I guess we'll put up with his antics since his limericks are always on par

 

[Gidds]

Gidds is stuck at home today
She'd much rather be diving in the bay!
She is annoyed and inclined to whine and fuss
However she'll pretend to be a lady and won't cuss
Gidds is grumpy and that's all we have to say! :28:

 

[Gidds]

There was once a DM who addressed everybody as Dude!
This happens to put Gidds in a mood...
Gidds likes to grumble
But this guy is big so she won't start a rumble
She'll just sit here and write limericks and brood...

 

[Gidds]

There once was a bald diver called Bill
Split fins really gave him a thrill
Into the current he turned
He felt like he was in a washing machine as he was churned
Now he's so dizzy his guts he may spill! :yuck: