I'm going to throw my hat in here....
- Married 52 year old guy traveling solo.
- I snore and sweat in my sleep so no close spooning.
- I have been recently neutered so my demeaner has improved markedly as of late. No more barking at cars or chasing squirrels.
- I am generally not a heavy drinker until I am.
- I am a certified Divemaster but have no moral compass so if I don't like you, don't expect me to save you.
- If, for some reason, I can't sleep, I will probably just stare at you sleeping all night long.
- I pee in my wetsuit.
- I will probably lay my wet gear out on your bed so it can dry.
- I travel light so I will probably wear your clothes when not diving.
- Same goes for personal products like toothpaste, deodorant, and medications.
If this sounds like an ideal match to you, you need to raise your standards.