The Chairman
Chairman of the Board
Spike Milligan, the man who discovered Peter Sellars, who inspired Monty Python's FLying Circus as well as the Firesign Theater, the man who conceived the Goon Show, died today in his early eighties. So take a moment to honor the mentor of my mentors; yes, a moment to honor a man with a humor more twisted than my own. Tip a stien, a hat, a clown nose, or crack a pun. The world just got a little less funny.
In other news, the bill to mandate broad band connections to the masses was introduced today... it was named after it's sponsor, and is known as the Dingle Bill. No, I did not make that up... its actually true. funny yes, but still true. Stop looking at me like that, I really meant it. It's true!
In the "Where are they now" department, it has been disclosed that Buckwheat of Spanky and Our Gang has converted to the Muslim religion. His newly adopted name is Kareem of Wheat. (Yes, this was an actual attempt at humor).
In other news, the bill to mandate broad band connections to the masses was introduced today... it was named after it's sponsor, and is known as the Dingle Bill. No, I did not make that up... its actually true. funny yes, but still true. Stop looking at me like that, I really meant it. It's true!
In the "Where are they now" department, it has been disclosed that Buckwheat of Spanky and Our Gang has converted to the Muslim religion. His newly adopted name is Kareem of Wheat. (Yes, this was an actual attempt at humor).
