Things I learned about diving from the movies.

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LeFlaneur:
See, that's why you should never smoke on a dive boat. Sharks are able to detect that smooth blend of Virginian and Turkish from a mile off. Hence the ad campaign: "I'd swim a mile for a Camel."

:lol:

ROFL!!!

Thank you - I needed that after a tough day at the office...

Cheers,

Andrew
 
Scooters explode when they hit a wall or rock face.

Dive lights never need recharging.

3 mil wetsuits are enough to dive caves for hours in Eurpoean mountains.

Fat people do not dive.

swimming with your hands to go faster is perfectly acceptable.

and finally: when you find treasure it is always protected by sharks, eels, sea monsters, and if you recover it you will have a gorgeous, well endowed female to congratulate you.
 
Don't forget, when jumping off any pier in New York City you will immediately be on a coral reef with beautiful reef fish surrounding you in crystal clear, warm water.

Also, did you know that when rescuing a sea creature (whale, fish, whatever), you can just toss it into any body of water and it will be "free."

Patti
 

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