TO Net Doc, advice S.V.P.

[b1r2c3u]

I am a partilly completed PADI OPEN WATER, Bipedal Thing with
asperation maybe a real Brain if I do not end up Mortuary Slab
These Address's my situation last decades if you can help or
inform my sane acquaintances this not some dumb joke or stupid
DAN Scuba-Opoly!!!!!!!! I have limited resourses and intelligent
life forms here no joke!!!!!!! I am a Simple Regular Guy Trying
to find some sane recreatioal Scuba should be Nitrox my age
and health, sincerely- live long and prosper was that Leanord
Nimoy Great Guy or Miles Davis So What???? Would Say.///////

 

[The Kraken]

Well, I sure hope Pete can figure out what the heck you're talking about!

the K

 

[joystershell]

I am a partilly completed PADI OPEN WATER, Bipedal Thing with
asperation maybe a real Brain if I do not end up Mortuary Slab
These Address's my situation last decades if you can help or
inform my sane acquaintances this not some dumb joke or stupid
DAN Scuba-Opoly!!!!!!!! I have limited resourses and intelligent
life forms here no joke!!!!!!! I am a Simple Regular Guy Trying
to find some sane recreatioal Scuba should be Nitrox my age
and health, sincerely- live long and prosper was that Leanord
Nimoy Great Guy or Miles Davis So What???? Would Say.///////

WOW!!! THAT was a mouthful! Of what, who knows? :shakehead

 

[DennisS]

We use NITROX, get rid of that tank that says Nitrous.

 

[The Chairman]

This Tuesday, OK?

 

[wardric]

Darn!!!

b1r2c3u, when you'll be sober , why dont you write it in french and i'll translate your question... if it's a question...

Quelle est la question?

 

[do it easy]

Take off, eh! It's Canadian! We'll have to translate it first to figure oot what it's all aboot, eh!

 

[HowardE]

maybe a real Brain

This could be the most important part of the cryptic message.

Possibly tin foil hats involved here?

 

[wardric]

Take off, eh! It's Canadian! We'll have to translate it first to figure oot what it's all aboot, eh!

it's french canuck, we dont use eh! and aboot but hein! and rapport

 

[D_B]

Eh :huh:
I think that there's a question about using nitrox at his age, in there

.. I don't think even bablefish could make that much of a convoluted translation
... or be of any help in deciphering it