TO Net Doc, advice S.V.P.

[shellim123]

For once, me not understanding this, is NOT related to my hair color!

 

[wardric]

Eh :huh:
I think that there's a question about using nitrox at his age, in there

.. I don't think even bablefish could make that much of a convoluted translation
... or be of any help in deciphering it

on the contrary, considering how babelfish and other internet translators perform, maybe it could be the only way to decipher it

 

[wardric]

For once, me not understanding this, is NOT related to my hair color!

maybe, but it still doesn't help

 

[RiverRat]

Wow??? That was crazy. Does anyone here remember the show the Outer Limits
"Do not attempt to adjust your television set, we are in complete control" or something like like that.

 

[DandyDon]

Please do not drink and post, thank you.

 

[DarthWader]

I am a partilly completed PADI OPEN WATER, Bipedal Thing with
asperation maybe a real Brain if I do not end up Mortuary Slab
These Address's my situation last decades if you can help or
inform my sane acquaintances this not some dumb joke or stupid
DAN Scuba-Opoly!!!!!!!! I have limited resourses and intelligent
life forms here no joke!!!!!!! I am a Simple Regular Guy Trying
to find some sane recreatioal Scuba should be Nitrox my age
and health, sincerely- live long and prosper was that Leanord
Nimoy Great Guy or Miles Davis So What???? Would Say.///////

Exactly! I couldn't agree more.
BTW, the answer is 42.

 

[Rick Inman]

Please do not drink and post, thank you.

Oh, the irony!

 

[RiverRat]

I am partied 2 hardied and cumplete GUE whilst vertical. No brains.
Jetfin split aluminum foil. Floaters. Too mush trimix no enough Nitrox fuel.
Can help me? Kirk to Enterprise. Beam me up Scotty.

 

[Rick Inman]

I am a partilly completed PADI OPEN WATER, Bipedal Thing with
asperation maybe a real Brain if I do not end up Mortuary Slab
These Address's my situation last decades if you can help or
inform my sane acquaintances this not some dumb joke or stupid
DAN Scuba-Opoly!!!!!!!! I have limited resourses and intelligent
life forms here no joke!!!!!!! I am a Simple Regular Guy Trying
to find some sane recreatioal Scuba should be Nitrox my age
and health, sincerely- live long and prosper was that Leanord
Nimoy Great Guy or Miles Davis So What???? Would Say.///////

Ok, I'm gonna give it a shot.

I am a partilly completed PADI OPEN WATER

I'm currently taking the PADI Open Water class.

Bipedal Thing with asperation maybe a real Brain if I do not end up Mortuary Slab

As a human attempting to learn to breath underwater, I hope to be smart enough not to kill myself.

These Address's my situation last decades if you can help or inform my sane aintances this not some dumb joke or stupid DAN Scuba-Opoly!!!!!!!!

I've try to tell my friends that for the past ten years I've wanted to learn to dive - and I mean, really scuba dive, not just play the DAN version of Diving Monopoly. They think I'm crazy for wanting to do this.

I have limited resourses and intelligent life forms here no joke!!!!!!!

I have the desire and am smart enough to learn the skills, but limited funds.

I am a Simple Regular Guy Trying to find some sane recreatioal Scuba should be Nitrox my age and health

I am an adverage person, and thinking that at my age and health, the smartest thing to do would be to take a nitrox class.

sincerely- live long and prosper was that Leanord Nimoy Great Guy or Miles Davis So What???? Would Say.///////

Live long and prosper.
(Quote by Leanord Nimoy - a great guy - I think, or maybe Miles Davis. Who knows?)

Sincerely,

b1r2c3u

 

[RiverRat]

Good job Rick! Are you some kind of military code breaker?