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capecodder once bubbled...
why am I playing this game??

Because its better than work.

Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face, but the first thing they do when you stick them in a moving car is put their head out the window?
 
King Kong Matt once bubbled...


Because its better than work.

Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face, but the first thing they do when you stick them in a moving car is put their head out the window?

Cuz they don't like bad breath but they can't wipe their own nose.

Why do we love to dive but don't like to get wet in the rain going to work?
 
A: Because you have fresh breath, dogs only like bad smells.

Q: Why is there air?


Dive Safe,
Caymaniac:eek:ut:
 
Because the universe saw a big sale at Gases-R-Us and bought a bunch.

Is there really a vomit-flavored jelly bean out there?
 
notabob once bubbled...
Because the universe saw a big sale at Gases-R-Us and bought a bunch.

Is there really a vomit-flavored jelly bean out there?

Yes there is and I know a guy who tried it...

Why are white mice used in science experiments and not black rats?
 
RavenC once bubbled...
Why are white mice used in science experiments and not black rats?

because the rats would mutate and end up taking over the world.

Why is the Jolly Green Giant so darn jolly?
 
chepar once bubbled...


because the rats would mutate and end up taking over the world.

Why is the Jolly Green Giant so darn jolly?

Because he's Green, silly!

Now, the more important question is, why is he green?
 
A: because he heard that some of the best divers are SEALs

Q: Why can't I think of a question?
 
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