What Men Want - Dork Diver Style!

[AXL72]

Dutch oven is pulling the covers over your wifey's head while she is asleep and farting underneath the covers.

Yeah...I agreee...that says "I love you" in a wholey heartfelt way.

Good job.

I have never done that. I usually end up with women who can kick my assets.

mmm...S&M

ok...rethinking this over....I might actually try that. That will get me at least one black eye and possibly a broken jaw, broken rib, bruised sack....

 

[sandmanz32]

yes....axl is correct! i have been on both ends of the dutch oven many times lol

 

[erparamedic]

Ahhh, Tis better to be on the giving end, than the receiving end!

 

[The Anchor]

What Men Want…

Ideally; a blond nymphomaniac with big **** and a father who liked me and owned a bar.

Realistically; a good woman who likes my cooking, a cozy house in need of some repair and renovation, and a full set of scuba gear. :14:

That’s what I want.

 

[sandmanz32]

Ahhh, Tis better to be on the giving end, than the receiving end!

lol that is true......but ya gotta take the retaliation and not get pissy

 

[Ber Rabbit]

lol that is true......but ya gotta take the retaliation and not get pissy

I get the giggles no matter who's giving, does that mean that stuff is rotten laughing gas?

 

[sandmanz32]

I get the giggles no matter who's giving, does that mean that stuff is rotten laughing gas?

lol that is possible. nothings funnier than a fart to break an akward silence

 

[erparamedic]

Hey... you know what cracks me up? The walking farts! :rofl4: With every little step, one squeeks out! :rofl4:

 

[sandmanz32]

or the running farts.......sounds like machine gun fire lmao

 

[merxlin]

Hey... you know what cracks me up? The walking farts! :rofl4: With every little step, one squeeks out! :rofl4:

But while diving they turn you into your very own SPV! (insert sound of Jetsons spacecar here)

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