what would you be?

[M.D.]

If you could be anything in the ocean what would you be? Don't worry, this isn't some psychological test or anything. . I think I would want to be a blue whale, nothing would screw with me except humans.

 

[ScubaMike05]

I'd love to be a dolphin. Nothing like doing backflips and that stuff.

Besides, they are the only other mammal that makes love for fun

 

[Scuba65]

A Gw!

 

[H2Andy]

i'd be an orca ... much faster than the larger whales, and like a dolphin on steroids!

 

[scubafire]

I would be a merman. Nothing hotter than a mermaid!!

 

[Trinigordo]

I would be a jewfish. Ahhhh, nothing like the comforts of federal protection.

 

[airsix]

GW? No way!

• Always loosing teeth
• No friends
• Other fish think you are sloppy & overweight
• You gorge on rotting whale blubber

Anything in the ocean? My vote? A DIVER! Because at the end of the day I can still go home and take a hot shower, eat a charbroiled Angus steak, play with my kids, and snuggle up with my wife who is far more attractive and a better conversationalist than any fish.
-Ben M.

 

[ScubaMike05]

What's a GW?

 

[H2Andy]

dude, get with it

a GW is the George Washington University .. everybody calls it GW

 

[DeputyDan]

I would go the Orca route also.