Was long ago and it's long gone now, but I was given a t-shirt for a 20 something b-day had a picture of a diver playing an upright piano underwater with fish and a couple of mermaids, one on the piano, the other hanging on the diver.
It said, "Don't anyone tell my momma I'm a diver. She thinks I'm a piano player in a *****house."
It said, "Don't anyone tell my momma I'm a diver. She thinks I'm a piano player in a *****house."