Tormentos on Cozumel.
One year I had some deco on the dive because I went down to take a picture of a seahorse with a shorter NDL than I normally would like remaining and got bomb by another diver from another group. Knocked the mask off my face and camera out of my hands.
The following year, same site, same dive guide. Gives briefing and looks at me; "no deco"
"Roger that" Not as much as the year before but there was some.
The following year, same site, same guide. "You sitting this one out?" "Nope, but I promise no deco"
During the safety stop he asks how much time remaining on stop. I signal, deco 10, I only had 1 minute left.
Oh if looks could kill.