A diver took his reg into a Scuba Shop for repair complaining that it made a strange "Whinnie" sound when he exhaled. The Tech took one look at it and said, "There's your problem... It's a Mares."
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A diver bought a new henderson hyperstrech that caused severe chaffing. He telephoned H2Andy and filed a "wet suit"
Why did the diver go for a hike at the naturalist campground?
He wanted to see a nudie branch.
He wanted to see a nudie branch.
The members of one of the longest running threads on scubaboard collectiveley raised money to purchase a sailboat. They installed the toilet on the forward most sail support. They called it.......
On The Foremast Head.
On The Foremast Head.
Moan! Hurts so good!
Q: What weapon can you make from the Chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron?
A: KNiFe.
A: KNiFe.
What is H2O3?
An ice cube.
An ice cube.
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said,
"The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x2 + 8x - 9."
The disciples looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, "What on earth does Jesus mean - the Kingdom of Heaven is like
3x2 + 8x - 9?
Peter said, "Don't worry. It's just another one of his parabolas."
"The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x2 + 8x - 9."
The disciples looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, "What on earth does Jesus mean - the Kingdom of Heaven is like
3x2 + 8x - 9?
Peter said, "Don't worry. It's just another one of his parabolas."
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