You know you're a scuba diver when...

[chrisculina]

... there's more ice on the inside than the outside of your car.

Florida in a little over 200 days!!

 

[Lee Taylor]

400 lbs of wet scuba gear surround your feet while you shower

 

[ScubaSam]

Your LDS has access to your checking account.

 

[Teamcasa]

You mow your lawn and find a few missing scuba tanks.

 

[DCBC]

What type of diver did you say you were?

... there's more ice on the inside than the outside of your car.

 

[chrisculina]

You mow your lawn and find a few missing scuba tanks.

No way!

 

[chrisculina]

What type of diver did you say you were?

The lazy "I'm gonna use it tomorrow so I'll just leave it in the car" type.

 

[Jax]

. . . you contemplating trying out your new gear in the bathtub when there isn't local diving opportunity.

 

[parzdiver]

Your LDS has access to your checking account.

...and your credit cards, your social security number, title to your house and dibs on your first born.

 

[Jax]

The lazy "I'm gonna use it tomorrow so I'll just leave it in the car" type.

Doesn't the frozen gear develop serious cracks and things?