You know you're a scuba diver when...

[Karel26]

When you try and make a plan so that you can get enough
moey to go for a internship to become a instructor. .

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . :burnout:

 

[Jax]

When you have the thought

"Maybe I can get hubby to give me the she-p setup for Christmas . . . !"

:rofl4:

 

[Jax]

When you're excited because somebody else got a she-p!!

 

[xeptra]

When you consider putting a white stripe across the hood of your red car to make a dive flag.

Didn't realize there was a newer version of this topic :ermm:

 

[xeptra]

when while trying to balance in a chair leaning back, i attempted to inhale and exhale to appropriately balance myself... this doesn't work on land... The sad part is i was unconsciously doing this for a few moments before I realized what I was doing...

To give myself a little credit though: I was practicing deep breathing to aid in air consumption before attempting to balance in the chair. I really need to find more stuff to do at work.

 

[Jax]

when while trying to balance in a chair leaning back, i attempted to inhale and exhale to appropriately balance myself... this doesn't work on land... The sad part is i was unconsciously doing this for a few moments before I realized what I was doing...

To give myself a little credit though: I was practicing deep breathing to aid in air consumption before attempting to balance in the chair. I really need to find more stuff to do at work.

 

[jupitermermaid]

when while trying to balance in a chair leaning back, i attempted to inhale and exhale to appropriately balance myself... this doesn't work on land... The sad part is i was unconsciously doing this for a few moments before I realized what I was doing...

To give myself a little credit though: I was practicing deep breathing to aid in air consumption before attempting to balance in the chair. I really need to find more stuff to do at work.

No, you need to find more time to dive!!!!

 

[xeptra]

No, you need to find more time to dive!!!!

I couldn't agree with you more