You know you're cheap when...

[topflowerrubberforever]

Just thought it would be nice to start one of these.

 

[Wristshot]

Humorous:

You know you're cheap when...
- you use cinder blocks for weights
- you snuba using a garden hose
- you think a mask is an unnecessary expense (so things are a little blurry, so what?)
- you use your fishing waders and duct tape as a "drysuit"

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Sad:
You know you're cheap when...
- you don't tip the crew
- you take other people's gear

Wristshot

 

[topflowerrubberforever]

I wasn't really gonna refer to diving so I though of this one yesterday:

You know you're cheap when:
You pay for gas in spare change.
You ask for change back when you tip
You try to pass off your 16 yearold kid as an 7 year-old to get a free entry to Sea world.

diving:
when you try to stop breathing for a minute or two every minute or two to extend your bottom time.
inflate your bc orally

 

[Jason B]

You ask for change back when you tip

now that's cheap!
:lol2:

Jason

 

[PhotoTJ]

When you ask someone if they can break a nickel.

 

[00scuba]

you won't even pay attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOL


come on now...you know you smiled...or maybe that was just some gas..

 

[Xander]

When you...
- use a tube for BCD
- your kid's beach ball for deco buoy
- use a hour-glass for bottom timer

 

[ScreamingDiver]

When you bring the Ketchup packets home, so you won't have to run to the store.

 

[mike_s]

When to control neutral bouyancy, you blow up your kids water-wings that you borrowed

 

[Wristshot]

When you use those Ketchup packets to make soup.


(but I was assuming the idea was to be diving related)