You know you're getting old when...

[leo311]

You know you're getting old when what is not turning gray is turning loose....

 

[Jax]

Women know they are getting old when they develop that hour-glass figure . . .

. . . everything on top is migrating to the bottom . . .

 

[SolarStorm]

I didnt book a cruise today because the travel agent told me that "my generation" usually books with this cruise line and the "younger generation" usually books with this other line!

(Im only 48!)

 

[Super0233]

You konw you're getting old when ... you see a beautiful young cheerleader and the first thing that pops into your mind is " I wonder what her mother looks like?"

 

[Jax]

You konw you're getting old when ... you see a beautiful young cheerleader and the first thing that pops into your mind is " I wonder what her mother looks like?"

 

[santafejoe]

You know you getting old when you fall asleep at the puter at 7pm .

 

[RetMTFE]

You know you're getting old when...........
You want to find the person who started the expression "The Golden Years" and punch them in the face.
The only thing that's "golden" is my pee.

 

[jupitermermaid]

You know you're getting old when you start getting ready for the bed at the same time your kids are getting ready to go out.

 

[santafejoe]

You know your getting older when your Hearing starts to go .

 

[The Kraken]

When that bottle of pure O2 your're toting around isn't for a deco stop.

the K