You'll die if...

[Buoyant1]

I am the God(ess) of love. Talk to me.

How YOU doin'?

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I am the God(ess) of love. Talk to me.

Hi! Hi!

 

[Kingpatzer]

You'll die if you let your spouse see how much you spent on your last trip to the dive store.

 

[kiltdiver]

im never gonna die. im gonna pee in my wetsuit

You'll die no matter what you do. You're all gonna die!
Me too.

 

[Roadtrip]

You will Die...if you answer incorrectly when your wife asks you if her wet suit makes her A$$ look fat.

 

[String]

Tank bangers, quackers

That one is probably fair - the number of divers and guides ive personally wanted to kill for constant use of these infernal things is amazing!

 

[Bryan]

You'll die if you let your spouse see how much you spent on your last trip to the dive store.

Word.

 

[DeepBound]

You'll die if you wear your computer on your left arm.

 

[dkatchalov]

You'll die if you wear your computer on your left arm.

Isn't computer on left arm DIR?

 

[Matt S.]

You'll die if you wear your computer on your left arm.

Therefore...

You will die if you wear your compass on your right arm.

Also,

You will die if your compass is in your console.