You'll die if...

[Tanked]

...you take a banana on a dive boat.

I thought that was only fishing boats.



U gonna die if you didn't log that last dive!

 

[aboalreem]

u gonna die if you middle finger a shark

 

[SelkieDVM]

You'll die if you don't log at least (insert #) dives a year.

 

[Tanked]

u gonna die if you middle finger a shark

Did it!
Better check my will.

 

[Matt S.]

You'll die if you don't take a refresher course after not diving for a while.

 

[Sue_W_AZ]

You'll die if you clog up the marine head on the dive boat...

 

[BTravlin]

You won't but the people behind you will!

 

[aboalreem]

you'll die if a shark gives you a LONG face

 

[tc]

u gonna die if you middle finger a shark

Which end?

 

[zen_man]

Which end?