Attn: Captains for the Oriskany

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Missdirected, thanks for getting this thread back to the point and hopefully back to the humor intended!
 
I am sure Senator McCain would be quite pleased to know the Captain's balls on the Oriskany are receiving as much care and discussion as they did when he served aboard her. :)
 
I am sure Senator McCain would be quite pleased to know the Captain's balls on the Oriskany are receiving as much care and discussion as they did when he served aboard her. :)

:rofl3:

Thing now is that everyone can board and enjoy her.
 
I am sure Senator McCain would be quite pleased to know the Captain's balls on the Oriskany are receiving as much care and discussion as they did when he served aboard her. :)

Every good deckhand knows that the care of the captain is the #1 Priority! :wink:
 
:rofl3:
BZ, Donna!
Rick
 
Every good deckhand knows that the care of the captain is the #1 Priority! :wink:
There is a flip side to that coin too.
I've never met a captain that is happy unless the crew, a.k.a. divemasters, are doing their jobs and and having fun. If the crew is having fun, the customers are, and that is the # 1 priority.

And thanks to Donna for cleaning everybody's balls, even Ron's.
 
Exactly how much Miller Lite is required to have squeeky clean balls? Because I know a guy...:eyebrow:

Depends if you want her to use the same putty knife or not :11:
 
The cost really depends on if they are infested with something that will burn or infect you. That cost A LOT of Miller Lite. :rofl3:

If they are just grimy and dirty. That is a quick clean and doesn't require much Miller Lite at all. :eyebrow:

Its like having your bottom scraped, the cost is dependent on the amount of sluge that has built up. :mooner:
 
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