Corrupt-a-Wish

[jland800]

granted....it's three days old and cold as Lake Michigan in February!

I wish Jessica Alba was my dive partner. (finally saw the movie this week)

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

granted....it's three days old and cold as Lake Michigan in February!

:lol:

I wish Jessica Alba was my dive partner.

Granted. She eats all of your surface interval snacks and pulls the Warhammer Maneuver, later.

I wish I'd shaved this morning...

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but the next day it grows in 30x as fast.

I wish I had Johnny Depp as a dive partner.

 

[Trinigordo]

Granted: But he has an inflator problem and rapidly ascends to his pulmonary embolism

I wish Jesus didn't kill my puppy

 

[Supernal]

Hey, Jesus can do whatever he wants, right??? Try another one.

 

[Trinigordo]

Ammmm, I wish Jesus couldn't do whatever he wants then

 

[genxweb]

Ammmm, I wish Jesus couldn't do whatever he wants then

GRANTED. Though now you will spend eternity getting man handled by satan and his minions.

I wish to discover a virgin wreck that is loaded with valuable loot.

 

[Trinigordo]

Granted: But you get stuck in the wreck and die with all the loot

I wish you wouldn't corrupt my wish

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish you wouldn't corrupt my wish

But it must be done, and now your wish is all rusty and decrepit.

I wish I had a vintage biplane

 

[genxweb]

Granted: Though it falls apart from rust on its maiden flight.

I wish to win the lotto and live happily ever after.