Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted but that will mean you flunked.

I wish offroad would not have flunked :shakehead

 

[wstein]

granted, he graduates, but from UT, which means his 2.5gpa equals a 0.1 gpa in any other skool

I wish UT had a better academic program

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,..better than Mcdonalds School of Dance.

I wish I had a cheese burger

 

[PerfectD3]

Granted, but it is one those "special" burgers Mmmm

I wish I was in RED HORSE E-1

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but you're the posterior of the Red Horse E-1 with wstein as the head, and you're being chased by little kids playing "Pin the Tail on the Horsey".

I wish sandshaker didn't give all the 50 kids pins.

 

[wstein]

granted, she 49 kids pins and one a 2x4

I wish mike would spend more time on scubaboard

 

[Scuba St3ve]

granted, he never leaves SB and gets fired from his job.
I wish mike would go find a job and not be on SB so much.

 

[wstein]

granted, he gets a new job....replacing you at your job and you get fired

I wish that the hurricane would go away

 

[sandshaker]

Granted....I can not corrupt this.....I don't want one either

I wish the weekend would hurry and get here.

 

[wstein]

granted the weekend gets here, but you sleep through the entire weekend

I wish sand didn't mistake that bottle of sleeping pills for asprin friday night