Corrupt-a-Wish

[nikos81]

Granted you got two notices from the DMV.What's a DMV anyway? And the time was 02:18 am when you asked.

I wish I didn't have a headache now.

 

[inventor]

Department of Motor Vehicles. And thanks, I have two cars, so there is probably a second notice on the way.

Granted, the crazed 'zombie killer' takes care of that for you.

Wish I had some cash to go splurge on a decent Prime Rib dinner.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but someon stole the money from you

I wish I could fly

 

[Bogie]

Granted you can fly but you are a fly.

I wish I would win the lottery.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but you have exceeded the time limit for claiming the money so you are still broke...

I wish I had a $1,000,000 house

 

[Jim Lapenta]

Granted but it needs $3,000,000 in repairs and two people died mysterious deaths in it!

Wish I had enough money to retire somewhere warm.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's a deserted island, so it's free!

Wish I'd kept up my computer drafting skills.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but you have no computer anymore

I wish I was a dolphin

 

[inventor]

Granted, you're in the Dolphin Experience in the Mirage Casino/Resort pool.

Wish I had help with my graphic work.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but I'm very far away to help you

I wish I was in the Carribean