Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Granted, but in a soap opera twist...You are the real father!


Wish I had more gas money.

 

[nikos81]

Granted, but you have no money for food now...good luck in selling your car for food :cool2:

I wish I could visit the moon

 

[inventor]

Granted, you could only afford a one way ticket.

Wish it was warmer here.

 

[DM95]

Granted but now you have swamp a$$

I wish I had a new drysuit

 

[inventor]

Granted, didn't know they Jr Miss size drysuits.

Wish one of my prototypes was ready.

 

[nikos81]

Granted, your house destruction prototype machine is ready.

I wish my house was bigger.

 

[DM95]

Granted but the property taxes rise 400% and you lose it to a public tax auction

I wish we could all just get along

 

[inventor]

Granted, but it's pretty frickin' boring.

Wish I had the book I ordered at the library.

 

[DM95]

Granted but it only comes in braille

I wish I had a helicopter pilot license

 

[nikos81]

Granted. But it's expensive and you have to sell your house to get the license.

I wish I could fly all the way to China.