Corrupt-a-Wish

[2 Big 2 Fail]

Granted - Here it is, but here I am delivering it first.
Granted, but your filling fell out and eating anything cold is agony.

I wish my next wish would be granted.

 

[nikos81]

Deal. But it's not granted.

I wish I wasn't back home from vacation.

 

[The_Ghost]

granted your stuck in the airport over night due to cancelations

wish I had a flamethrower to melt all this snow in my front yard

 

[nikos81]

granted your stuck in the airport over night due to cancelations

If only you knew how true you were. This happened actually. I'm just back from Egypt,stuck in Cairo airport for two days

Anyway, granted,you have your flamethrower but it's out of order.Good luck into finding someone who can fix it...

I wish I had an aquarium at home

 

[The_Ghost]

oh I know the pain. least you made it out of there alive.

granted but your family is allergic to fish so you only have sea monkeys in there to view


wish the superbowl commericals this year didn't suck

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but you don't get to see the good ones.

Wish the cold weather would let up a bit.

 

[2 Big 2 Fail]

Granted - three days of unseasonable warmth.
(You'll begin feeling the first symptoms of your roaring three-day head cold sometime this evening.)

I wish I hadn't had to chase my $200 Stetson across the wet yard yesterday.

 

[SeaHorse81]

Okay, you didn't. Now it's gone. Man, that's a lot of money for a hat.

I wish I could get my driveway repaved this year.

 

[Didje]

Granted, but with all the money you spent on it you can't pay for you house and it's repossessed.

Wish my dive trip to Mexico will happen!

 

[nikos81]

Granted. But riots start in Mexico too! Good luck into getting out of there in one piece...

I wish I could visit Africa again.