T.C.
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Granted. It now ends up in your backyard.Granted, it now ends up in your backyard.
I wish it didn't end up in your backyard...
I wish my next dive trip isn’t canceled two days before it goes.
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Granted. It now ends up in your backyard.Granted, it now ends up in your backyard.
I wish it didn't end up in your backyard...
I wish there was an easy safe cure for oxygen poisoning.
Granted, but the dugong has bad eyesight and mistakes you for a romantic interest.
I wish you didn't have to swim away so fast...
Wish granted.Wish granted: dugongs now stay strictly to love partners of their own species. But they do it in such secret that biologists can never find them to study it.
I wish that I lived by a warm sea so I could still scuba dive.
Granted because the whole world flooded and you are stuck on a Noah’s Ark Liveaboard, mucking out the elephants stall between dives.Wish granted.
You live by a warm tropical sea...
....of pure urine.
I wish scuba season was year-round.
Granted. You work with me, and dive around the flooded world. You are well-paid; with thousands of thousands of tons of elephants dung! (Hey, when the flood recedes, the world will need fertilizer and you’ll be there to fill their needs!)Granted because the whole world flooded and you are stuck on a Noah’s Ark Liveaboard, mucking out the elephants stall between dives.
I wish I could find a job that paid well and let me Scuba world wide.