Corrupt-a-Wish

[Scubadude773]

granted, now the automakers make cars and trucks that go slower, and can't meet the new speed limit

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

granted, now the automakers make cars and trucks that go slower, and can't meet the new speed limit

Ok...Since you made no wish, whatever you are thinking right now has been corrupted!!!

I wish the Detroit Red Wings win the Stanley Cup!!!

 

[tndonor]

granted, they win by default because the other teams ore on strike.

wish i had a dive boat

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but diving is now illegal all over the world and there are SCUBA police on your tail everytime you try and take your boat out.

i wish my appt today would go by super fast

 

[justleesa]

Goes by fast, but you have to go back again on Wed, Thurs and Fri

I wish my taxes were done and I get a nice big refund

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted. Followed immediately by the IRS wish to audit you and find major flaws in the tax return that you rushed through.

I wish I was as good at making wishes as I am at corrupting them

 

[justleesa]

rofl:!! I was thinking the same thing!!)

 

[Giggi]

I wish I was as good at making wishes as I am at corrupting them

Granted, but now you've lost the ability to corrupt wishes.

I wish fat free ice cream tasted as good as real ice cream.

 

[Al Mialkovsky]

Granted, but now you've lost the ability to corrupt wishes.

I wish fat free ice cream tasted as good as real ice cream.

Granted it now does but you've developed an allergy to fat free ice cream.

I wished I lived on Maui.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

granted, but now a mew volcano formed on the island.

I wish the Green Bay Packers would win football again and not just the hearts and minds of all people.