Corrupt-a-Wish

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, now that everything adds up you realize that ignorance was bliss.

I wish there were no terrorists.

 

[Giggi]

Granted, the world is now run by hippies. Please pass the peace pipe.

I wish my inlaws would go home.

 

[wstein]

Granted, but their home is next door to yours....kinda like "I love Raymond"

I wish we could all party like it was 1999

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but it lasts for only a few minutes, we all get fired, we then fined ourselves homeless drinking cheap wine instead of fine domestic beer.

I wish there was no crime.

 

[parrottheaddiver]

granted, but you are the only person alive on the planet.

I wish I was back in college.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but the tuition is twice as expensive and the other students are idiots.

I wish I had a Henderson wetsuit.

 

[wstein]

Granted but it is 3 sizes to small

I wish every day could be Friday

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, seeing that Friday is a work day it means you never get another day off again.

I wish I had a new computer.

 

[SFLDiver]

Granted ... but you got one of the new Macs that runs Microsfot Windoze
(insert ALL SCREAM here)

I wish I had a 12 inch ..... burrito.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted.....But its filled with peanut butter and tuna...HHHMMMMMMMM good stuff!

I wish next weekend I would catch a bunch of pompano when we go fishing!