Corrupt-a-Wish

[Supernal]

Granted. Gas is now $5,000,000 a gallon.

I wish trees didn't lose their leaves in the autumn.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish trees didn't lose their leaves in the autumn.

Granted. There ARE no more trees and you die of suffocation.

I wish my eyes weren't dilated, so I could actually SEE.

 

[Supernal]

Granted. You are magically transported to "Freak Night" at your local stripclub.

I wish my bicycle hadn't been stolen.

 

[justleesa]

Granted.....you're fired!!!

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but now your car has been stolen

i wish i could get enough motivation to clean the house

 

[justleesa]

granted, and you have enough motivation to come and clean mine too

I wish the vis would get better

 

[Brandon]

Granted... It just did, but you're sick in bed with the flu.

I wish the chinese food would hurry up and get here.

-Brandon

 

[BIGSAGE136]

Granted... It just did, but you're sick in bed with the flu.

I wish the chinese food would hurry up and get here.

-Brandon

Granted, but its dog. Followed by shark fin soup.

I wish for my spine to get better.

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but now the rest of your body doesn't function

i wish i could fit back into my wetsuit

 

[Stivo]

i wish i could fit back into my wetsuit

Granted. Now your stuck in your wetsuit with a sweaty carnie nicknamed "Back" on account of his hairy back.

I wish I knew better.