Corrupt-a-Wish

[tehkraken]

granted, but you would have some body ailment that would keep you from scuba diving or freediving.....at least you would know how though!!!!! LOL =D

I wish my brother would quit bumming money off of me and my parents.

 

[freediver]

granted, but you would have some body ailment that would keep you from scuba diving or freediving.....at least you would know how though!!!!! LOL =D

I wish my brother would quit bumming money off of me and my parents.

Granted, now your parents are bumming money off you and your brother.

I wish you people would stop wishing for so many things that are unwishable.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but that would mean the end of this thread.

I wish freediver would wish to keep this thread alive.

 

[freediver]

Granted, but that would mean the end of this thread.

I wish freediver would wish to keep this thread alive.

Granted, the thread stays alive but in doing so it upsets the natural balance of the universe, so life itself, ceases.

Man, I wish people wouldn't get annihilated everytime K'frogger makes a wish!

 

[serapis]

Granted but now the Four horse men are going to bring about the end of all sealife.

I wish I could dive an active lavatube and live through it.

 

[Diver0001]

OK but then you would be 2cm tall.

I wish I were as calm as a buddhist monk, as good looking as the guys on the cover of "Men's health" and as smart as Fish Wisperer.

 

[freediver]

OK but then you would be 2cm tall.

I wish I were as calm as a buddhist monk, as good looking as the guys on the cover of "Men's health" and as smart as Fish Wisperer.

Sorry Diver0001, some things just can't be granted.

 

[freediver]

OK but then you would be 2cm tall.

I wish I were as calm as a buddhist monk, as good looking as the guys on the cover of "Men's health" and as smart as Fish Wisperer.

Ok, granted but as fate would have it, the monks file charges against you for impersonating their calm demeanor, it turns out that ugly is "in", and unfortunately Fish Whisperer's IQ matches his shoe size. (sorry FW)

I wish corrupting wishes weren't so fun.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now its your sole occupation for eternity!

I wish I owned a rebreather.

 

[Bryan]

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