Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but the vapors catch wstein and taniwha to make them the "Ambiguously Stinky Duo" tag team

I wish I had back what the spaghetti monster ripped off

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but it was put on inside out.

I wish the spaghetti monster had a playmate.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, he gets Sir Robin as a playmate.

I wish I had a wife with large tracks of land.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you are now married to Leona Helmsley.

I wish I knew what ScubaMike05 was going to do with all of that real estate?

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. you find out that he gives it to sandshaker.

I wish when I get my land that it has a large clear spring to dive...

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but due to new redistricting and zoning, the lake becomes federal property and open to the public so many shops take OW divers and they really kick up the silt and mess up the viz.

I wish I were divorced of lemona, but kept her money

 

[Bryan]

granted, but due to new redistricting and zoning, the lake becomes federal property and open to the public so many shops take OW divers and they really kick up the silt and mess up the viz.

I wish I were divorced of lemona, but kept her money

Granted, but you get her money in a trust fund that doesn't mature until you're 78.

I wish ScubaMike05 could open a new SCUBA park near where he lived (http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2006/06/14/texas_sandpit_owner_sees_it_as_scuba_park/)

 

[scubafire]

Granted, but you get her money in a trust fund that doesn't mature until you're 78.

I wish ScubaMike05 could open a new SCUBA park near where he lived (http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2006/06/14/texas_sandpit_owner_sees_it_as_scuba_park/)

Granted, but a convoy of cement trucks crash in a blaze of glory right into the water.

I wish that every time I didn't want to finish my dinner and someone made the comment that "There are hungry people all over the world who would love to eat your food"....I wish I could let them eat it.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but they complain that it doesn't have enough salt or the chicken is too dry.

i wish i owned a great scuba park and made lots of money

 

[wstein]

granted, but the local mob demands protection money or else

I wish scubamike hadn't found out what the "or else" was