Corrupt-a-Wish

[treasurehunter]

granted, but they also clean out your bank account at the same time.

i wish my wife will obey my every command.

 

[SmileMon]

Granted, but you have coprolalia and can't pronounce what you don't want her to do.

I wish I could take a few months off and rest for a bit, preferably at the Caribbean.

 

[treasurehunter]

granted, you got three months in an inflatable dingy in the middle of the caribbean.

I wish my truck could also be used as a dive boat.

 

[augk]

Granted but you can only use it for duck boat tours just to pay for the gas Boston Duck Tours

I wish I could buy an underwater video housing.

 

[Clammy]

Granted but you can only use it for duck boat tours just to pay for the gas Boston Duck Tours

I wish I could buy an underwater video housing.

Granted, but it's not for your video camera.

I wish I didn't have to workout, run, or eat healthy to stay in shape!

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but it's not for your video camera.

I wish I didn't have to workout, run, or eat healthy to stay in shape!

Granted, but the shape is round.

I wish I had one of these: A New 'Alternative' Vehicle:The Amphibious Car - MSN Autos

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but you can only drive it in the dessert

I wish bry wouldn't get chocolate all over the streering wheel....

 

[augk]

granted but now its all over you
I wish I had an indoor pool

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but is the size of a toilet bowl

I wish the nieghood dogs would stop drinking from augk's pool

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, now they're using your toilet bowl as a fire hydrant.

I wish this head cold would go away.